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April 3rd, 2020
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My Top 5 Tommy Cooper Jokes

Growing up, I loved Tommy Cooper.  He had some great jokes and one liners.  As a Caerphilly-born lad, it is only right that we remember some of his funniest moments on Spotlight Caerphilly.

Here are my favourite!

I met my wife at a dance… I thought she was at home with the kids!

A man walked into the doctors.  The doctor said ‘I haven’t seen you in a long time.’ The man replied ‘I know, I’ve been ill.’

I’m on a whiskey diet – I’ve lost 3 days already!

I rang up BT and said ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said ‘Not you again!’

And my favourite of all time:

‘Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green Green Grass’ 

‘That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome’

‘Is it common?’

‘It’s not unusual’

 

 

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